A Tuscan Summer for Two

Published August 14, 2012 by brigitranger

Cap Estel: A Tuscan Summer Hilltop (Photo by B. Ranger)

In need of a decent dating spot? Longing for a nice Summer day or night with your significant other? Then please teleport on over to Cap Estel  - “A Tuscan Summer” sim.

Built by Maurice Messmer, this quaint Italian countryside is exactly what you wish your Second Life welcome location had been. Grass, flowers, wild wheat fields, trees, picnics, wine, bread, gelato and more are yours for the choosing.

Landing at Tuscan Summer you are greeted by a grand view of a manicured green landscape, the ocean and a charming

Horse and Carriage ride at A Tuscan Summer Sim (Photo by B. Ranger)

horse and carriage ride waiting to take you on your journey up into the Tuscan hills. First stop is a beautiful fountain where birds circle and bunnies socialize. A quiet bench awaits your arrival so that you can sit and take in the sights and sounds around you.

Venture about a quarter mile up the hill and you can stop for a romantic meal at the cafe. Grab some espresso, sit in the airy lounge and listen to a piano play some of your favorite classical tunes (Yes, the piano works) or just get a cool gelato for the rest of your scenic stroll. Across from the cafe is a bench where you can sit and enjoy your meal while watching a flock of sheep wander the hills. The bench has a multitude of choices from chilling out to playing the guitar.

Tuscan Cafe (Photo by B. Ranger)

Further along the road past the cafe is a small fountain with some fabulous gargoyles waiting for you to have a seat on an awaiting picnic blanket complete with iced tea, strawberries and cream, apples, and a delicious looking berry tart. The gargoyles don’t look too happy, but you will be!

While taking my horse and carriage ride I made a donation to the sim for the landscaping and heard almost immediately back from the sim’s owner. Apparently it took him three weeks to create the sim, using photos of Tuscan landscapes for reference.  A number of you may know of his former work, especially the Safari sim; which till this day is still requested by fans to reappear.

One of my favorite spots at Tuscan Summer is a place where you can literally have love among the ruins.  What I’m thinking are the remains of an old chapel, could very well be something else. Either way, it is a beautiful and solitary spot. It could be the perfect place to propose? Being the media-head that I am, I would also say that this sim makes for a great photo shoot location. Working on a new portfolio? This is where you should don your best Italian threads and strike a pose. There is even a nice size wheat field.

Medieval Ruins at A Tuscan Summer sim (Photo by B. Ranger)

Why do we like wheat fields so much? (Photo by B. Ranger)

The “cuteness” of the sim may be a bit much for some i.e. the staged deer (even one with a bird on it’s back, tons of bunnies and perfect picnic scenes. It may not be for everyone, but if you are a true romantic, then you will enjoy your time at “A Tuscan Summer.” According to Mr. Messmer’s posting,  Cap Estel – “a Tuscan Summer” will be closing on September 30, 2012, so you had better hurry and TP on over. Don’t forget to recycle, toss your rubbish in the trash bins and enjoy!

Cap Estel – “A Tuscan Summer” (Photo by B. Ranger)

Bonjour Mes Amis! (Hello My Friends)

Published August 6, 2012 by brigitranger

Me in front of the Chateau de Versailles in Second Life (Photo by B. Ranger)

Ah! Paris in the Summer time (yes, I know it’s suppose to be Spring, but play along please). As I was saying, Paris in the Summer, how wonderful it is. Especially when you visit the role-play sim, Chateau de Versailles in Second Life.

Words can not say how beautiful this virtual piece of heaven is, but when you do go, be sure to block out a half-day for site-seeing. There is simply no way that this blogger could cover the entire sim, so I decided to take you through my three-hour long visit with the hopes that you will find my photos and encounters so engaging, that you will have to teleport to Versailles and see it for yourself.

Landing at the starting point (France circa 1772), you find a nicely laid out welcome kit and other necessary items for your visit. There are an assortment of L$1 clothing items for you to purchase (decent and well designed items). There is a role-play kit for L$400, you can collect role-play information, along with an application to choose your social class and more.

According to an informational handout, the Chateau de Versailles is not only a role-play sim, but a place that has been created in order to educate people on France’s history. The sim provides a visitor tag for those who do not wish to engage in role-play and simply take in the surroundings.

Chateau Welcome Kit and Other Goodies (Photo by B. Ranger)

You can also subscribe to the sim and get the link for information about living inside the palace! Yes, for a tidy sum you too can live among the royals in the South wing of the palace. One thing is for sure, you seem to get your lindens worth. Each room is well lite, spacious, and inviting.

The Aile du Midi (South Wing Residence) (Photo by B. Ranger)

The sim provides tours of the palace every other Monday, but for those of you who like to be independent there is a hud provided by the Public Relations department that can take you through all of the state rooms that have been open to the public. Some of the highlights: the state rooms of the King, Queen, and The Hall of Mirrors.

There is a quaint marketplace where you can purchase all of your historical needs. Formal dish wear, wine, pastries, deep delicious porcelain bathtubs, carriages for a Queen and fancy beds for the family poodle can be found at the market. Ladies, I promise you will go gown crazy. Goodness only knows that I did. Exhibit B:

Robe L’Anglaise by Monique L$500 (Left) – Rokokorosegarden by Madeleine Louise de Lancret L$590 (Photo by B. Ranger)

(From L. to R.) House Servant Pitoresko, Courtier Anne-Jeanne Lisieux and her sister Courtier Madeleine Lisieux shopping at the market (Photos by B. Ranger)

King Louis XV (Photo by B. Ranger)

King Louis XV (Photo by B. Ranger)

During my first hour at the sim I actually encountered King Louis XV (He was King of France 1715 to 1774). The king was kind enough to take me on a small tour of a few of the rooms of the palace. The walk is amazing. Passing through the many double doors, you enter one richly decorated room after the other.

The King is proud of each and every room and will answer any questions you may have regarding their history. All of the decorations are based on personal photos of the actual Chateau.

(Photos by B. Ranger)

(Photos by B. Ranger)

Overall I give this sim an “A” minus. The weather tends to skew a bit on the grey side, but you have control over that. As crazy as it may sound, my favorite part of the sim are the fountains that lay in front of the palace. I could sit and stare at them for long periods of time imagining myself walking lazily with other members of His Majesty’s Royal Court, gossiping, and nibbling on sweets. Maybe you will do the same.

Going to The Tableau? I Hope So!

Published July 15, 2012 by brigitranger

I don’t know about you, but when I go shopping in Second Life, I enjoy discovering small shops and boutiques that are off the beaten path. I dislike malls be them real life or virtual. So, if you are an anti-mainstream shopper like me, then you will be absolutely thrilled with the Tableau sim.

Grand view of the Tableau, Me (Brigit Ranger) on top of a Mesa taking in the view

Tableau is an adorable sim that looks like the most charming town you would pass through while visiting Santa Fe, New Mexico. It just happens to have been the location of a nuclear war!

According to the memorial stone located at the top of one of the mesas, there was a horrible war between the “fashionistas and blingtards.” Turns out the fashionistas won, but not before damage was done to the once beautiful Tableau. Not to worry, about an hour after the war was over, a group of drifters swung on by and brought the sim back to life (I love it when sim admins take time out to provide a history. Nice touch!) The sim is administered by Nylon Pinkney and Polyester Partridge.

Bursting of colors orange, red, aqua blue and beige, this little niche-y shopping locale offers a handful of unique hipster shabby chic-ish boutiques that would satisfy anyone’s taste.

Nesteled within the many hills are shops such as, Nylon Outfitters & Yummy Accessories,FD,Fashionable Dead, Lamb, Clawtooth, Cheeky Pea, Ooh Lala!, ZsaZsa’s House of Beauty,Paper Couture (Flagship), Cheap Makeup and Tres Blah. I can’t cover them all, but want to give you a taste of some of the fun things you can pickup while visiting Tableau.  Let’s take a look at one of my favorite shops, Nylon Outfitters,owned by Nylon Pinkney.

Nylon Outfitters

Nylon Outfitters

Binocular Viewer ( L$150), Picture Master (L$400) Vintage Photobooth (L$850), Nylonic VHS Camcorder (L$300), NYLON 35mm (L$500), Nyloid Super Color 1000 Polaroid (L$300), Nylon Super 8 (L$650), Nyloniflex Medium Format (L$700), Hipster Headphones (L$30), Mini Karaoke (L$135)

Binocular Viewer ( L$150), Picture Master (L$400) Vintage Photobooth (L$850), Nylonic VHS Camcorder (L$300), NYLON 35mm (L$500), Nyloid Super Color 1000 Polaroid (L$300), Nylon Super 8 (L$650), Nyloniflex Medium Format (L$700), Hipster Headphones (L$30), Mini Karaoke (L$135) – Created by Nylon Pinkney

To call this shop an Urban Outfitters knock-off would be an insult.  Yes, like the real life shop Nylon does sell clothing, accessories, and a few furniture items, but that’s where the similarities end. It is very clear that the items in they shop are far more unique and clever.  Every item in the shop have just enough of a dash of vintage that you walk away feeling like you have purchased an expensive collectable that you will never giveaway.

Since I blog and write for the SL Associated Press, I was of course drawn to the funky camera collection displayed near the entrance of the shop. I loved everything, especially the vintage photo photobooth.

I ended walking away with the Nyloniflex classic camera. You are able to hold it in your hands or pose with it on an tripod. When you click the ground you get a shutter open sound effect and rolls of film pop out of the camera, roll on the floor, and eventually disappear! Awesome scripting and a great design. Just a word of warning, be sure to read the directions before wearing and clicking away. When you wear this camera it replaces your shirt! Lol.

Nyloniflex Medium Format Camera – L$700 – Created by Nylon Pinkney

After splurging on camera equipment, I made my way to the back of the shop in order to check out the jewelry situation. There I found a charming boutique nook where the accessory brand, *Yummy!calls home. Owned by Polyester Partridge, these delicious line of lockets, necklaces, earrings, and glasses adorn the walls of the shop. I went hog wild and purchased almost everything, but in this post, I thought it would be fun to focus on some of the necklaces. Yummy!

The Classic Literature Necklace – $L180 – Created by Polyester Partridge

Pieces of the Past Necklace – $L150 – Designed by Polyester Partridge

I ended my spree with a purchase of a few rings. If you know me, then you know have a thing for virtual food items.  What do you call someone with that type of fetish? A digi-foodie? Either way, I thought these rings were the cutest things ever.  They should make for a  great conversation piece at your next dinner party.

Cherry Pie Ring ($L100), Fruit Cake Ring ($L100), Birthday Cake Ring ($L100),Created by Polyester Partridge

Cherry Pie Ring ($L100), Fruit Cake Ring ($L100), Birthday Cake Ring ($L100),Created by Polyester Partridge

All of these items and TONS more can be found at the Tableau.  Have fun and be sure to say hello to the big green dinosaur for me!


Brigit Ranger

Tech + Sex Appeal x Dance = The Secret of Virtual Burlesque

Published May 2, 2012 by brigitranger

irtual Burlesque Owners, Slappy Doobie (L.) & Ellie Criss (R.) (Photo by Brigit R.)

Entering Ellie’s Burlesque (Owned by Ellie Criss and Slappy Doobie) is like going back in time to a Parisian night club in 1940. Red velvet, smoke, dark romantic corners, and a center stage spotlight command your attention. Kormac’s tune Show Time plays in the background and an individual who reminds you of Doc Holiday and The Emcee from the play Cabaret steps up to a vintage microphone. The mysterious individual is Else H. Bernhardt and after eyeing the crowd, she opens her mouth and says, “Welcome to Ellie’s Burlesque Revue!” The crowd erupts into a thunderous applause.

Ellie's Burlesque MC, Else Bernard

At this moment you realize that you are attending one of the three mystifying venues in which the Glam Crew (AKA Virtual Burlesque) perform a wide array of artistically diverse Burlesque dance routines.

I have had the pleasure of watching them tease, please, and surprise audiences with their set designs and dancing for over two years. I am consistently blown away buy the performances and thought it would be a treat to catch up with the owners, Ellie and Slappy, to learn more about what it’s like launching your own entertainment business in Second Life and being a part of the changing face of virtual and Neo Burlesque. I met with the two ladies after their performance at Ellie’s. There, the three of us huddled up in a nearby booth to chat.

Q: Thanks for meeting with me gals. So, let’s kick it off at the beginning. Did you have to do a great deal of research on Second Life businesses before starting up your night clubs?

Ellie Cross: Not nearly as much as we should have lol. We made a few mistakes at the beginning that I am sure made us look like hopeless Noobs, but everyone starts new right?
Slappy Doobie: We did do a fair bit of research in general, to see what else was out there. We really had no idea what we’d see, and being young in SL, we had not experienced live shows or big dance events other than a few singers. We visited every burlesque club we could find, sat in on some shows, also introduced ourselves to many of the owners. All we found was traditional clubs, so we thought we would try something different.

Q: Did you have a grand plan to have your own sim or did your dance franchise just naturally expand?

SD: A bit of both actually. When we originally built Ellie’s, it was on a Homestead sim, which meant limited prims and avatars (maximum of 20 avis on the sim at a time). It wasn’t long before we were filling the sim and we needed more space. We weren’t in a position at that point to own a sim, but we certainly dreamed of it.
EC: We went retro 50′s right from the beginning, it incorporates a lot of things we like and there isn’t a ton of it out there.

Q: Do you ladies consider yourselves to be a brand?

EC: We consider Virtual Burlesque a brand I guess, at least it’s the name of the website and what we use as a title to incorporate all three venues.
SD: In 2009 when we created Virtualburlesque.com, we put alot of thought into the name, hoping that it would be a good description of us and our industry. So far its been catching on nicely! I certainly wouldn’t complain if Virtual Burlesque became a household term lol.

(Video of Slappy & Ellie dancing to Gotye’s “Somebody That I Use To Know” )

Q: You have a total of three venues. Can you explain the how they differ from one another?

SD: Ellie’s Club is our small cozy speakeasy that gives people an intimate “Taste” of our bigger shows. Everything from traditional to neo-burlesque and although the quality is high, these acts are smaller scale than the bigger venues.
EC: Beautiful Freaks is our Friday night venue.
BR: I LOVE Beautiful Freaks!
EC: Slappy sculpted a beautiful tent and it’s where we do our darker acts and everyone comes dressed in crazy outfits, they really get into it which we love.
SD: The Factory is our “SL Burlesque Main Event” where we do our biggest and brightest acts. The stage is large and the style is a bit vintage, but neo-burlesque is what this old converted deco style factory is all about. Dancers must be invited to perform at the Factory after working at either of the other venues. Overall we try to cover all bases and have a venue for almost any act our dancers come up with.

Glam Crew perform at Beautiful Freaks (Photo by Brigit R.)

Q: How would you say your dance style has changed over the years or has it?

EC: We started with the same kind of show that the other SL venues had. One avi dancing to the radio, with maybe a prop of some kind, like a fan. But we got so bored of that so Slappy started to DJ the tunes.
SD: Now, our acts cover just about every genre, theme, and style. We lean now towards modern music and visuals, seeing as you can only do so many acts with a set of fans. Lol. The quality of our sets and choreography has skyrocketed since then due to our own experience of performing and the overall quality of SL growing immensely. We try and stay on the cutting edge to give the audience something new with every show.
EC: We have incorporated newer music styles, started building sets, and set a time limit on the acts cause face it, it’s a cartoon dancing, how long can you watch that for?
BR: Judging from your amazing acts, I’d say a VERY long time. Lol.

Q: Are there any themes that you try to avoid when developing new routines?

EC: We have a really depressing list of acts that are off limits. We try not to have any doubles, which can be very frustrating for everyone involved. But this is how we keep the acts fresh for the audience. You start to mix the girls up if everyone has a “school girl” act.
SD: We do try and avoid sad, trashy, or just generally negative acts. We want our audience to be touched, shocked, excited, etc, but always want them to leave with a smile.

Dancer, Madison Pinelli

Q: Are there any misconceptions that people have about burlesque that you would like to clear up?

SD: Over the years we’ve had many people criticize our show saying its “not burlesque.” First of all, burlesque in SL is already much different than real life burlesque being fully digital and having the unlimited tools of SL available to anyone. Secondly, burlesque in the real world has changed alot over time. Our shows are interactive, sexy, funny, creative, sensual, and every act features a dancer doing a striptease in a sexy and classy way for an audience to DJ’d music. According to most official definitions, ‘Burlesque’ is “a literary or dramatic work that seeks to ridicule or parody by means of grotesque exaggeration or comic imitation.”
EC: Another misconception is that it’s boring lol. I think a lot of people went to the older shows and saw it more as a time period role-playing thing. I found it all a bit too serious. Burlesque should be creative, raunchy, fun, and funny. Our girls are so creative. We have acts that make you laugh out loud, some tear jerker’s, and some genuinely creepy ones. There is something for everyone. I get a lot of IM’s from people who say they had been meaning to come forever but they thought it would be boring and then they come to a show and are blown away. We are often compared to a real life Vegas shows and I love that, because that is exactly what we are trying to do. A burlesque Show, a real show, in the comfort of your living room.
BR: Hey, that’s catchy. I like that!

Q: What are your thoughts on Second Life Burlesque as a whole?

EC: I am glad it exists. Stripping lacks creativity lol!
SD: I love where it has gone since we started. We feel like we helped develop an industry that didn’t really exist as it is now and are very proud to see it become such a popular form of online entertainment.

Dancer Charisma Calael Performs to 'Love in an Elevator'

Q: I’m curious to know how do you feel about the arts and how it is represented in Second Life?

EC: I love the way art is promoted in SL and I would love what we do to be considered in the same realm as some of the great artist’s in SL. I know that sounds bold, but we do four shows a week. Some would do one of our shows twice a year and call it an event. We are constantly making art as a team. It’s an amazing experience. I don’t know what says art more than beautiful sets,choreography to great music, and mostly naked women. Oh and men…at Beautiful Freaks we have amazingly talented male performers too.
BR: You bet you do.
SD: I think SL is a relatively unrevealed medium, and I believe its potential has really only begun. Virtually anything is possible! It would be nice to see as much focus on the arts as there is on the social elements of SL and perhaps more LL promotion, but I think it will only grow as more and more people explore it.
BR: From your lips to Linden Lab’s ears.

Q: Speaking of Lindens, have you ever had a Linden attend a performance?

SD: I’ve never seen one and I have even invited a few in the past, lol. I do believe that if one did see our show, they would be impressed. We do however get many other well-known SL personalities come to our shows, creators, dev techs, celebs etc., and that makes us feel quite special and kind of validated.
EC: I would like to think if they had. They would be so amazed they would have to introduce themselves lol. They should come, I think they would be impressed, with what we are doing with their game.

Freak Fans Take in a Show

Freak Fans Take in a Show

Q: My flirting with some of the guys aside, can you tell us how you would describe your audience?

EC: Generally our audiences are a great deal of fun and really enjoy our shows. Like any venue, we have to deal with the odd loudmouth lol, but overall people treat our shows like a real life event, which makes our job alot easier. They are patient, respectful, interactive, and that gives our shows something unique and special.
SD: Fun. Sweet. Generous. Supportive. Our audience 98% of the time treat our shows with the respect most people in real life would give a club performance. We love audience participation as long as it is respectful and no one jumps on the stage lol. If anyone gets out of hand we have amazing MCs who keep everything under control. They are the most important member of the team during a show.

Q: Can you describe what it’s like being a new member of the company? What should a person expect?

SD: Everyone who applies goes through an audition process. Working here is not just a regular SL dancing job. Our dancers basically “live” SL performance and spend almost all their time online building, practicing, learning, coming up with ideas, choreographing routines, and of course shopping! Our crew is like a family. We work together really well and have tons of fun!
EC: I think some of the girls are very nervous when they start and a little intimidated by what the senior girls are doing. But we don’t hire anyone we don’t believe is good enough. In fact some of the new dancers we have hired over the last few months have raised the bar for everyone. It is amazing how many talented girls we got in a few weeks and they raised the level of the show, so it’s even better than it was say 4-months ago.

Q: I notice that you don’t have many male performers. What’s up? Are the fella’s shy?

EC: We have male dancers at Freaks. We just are a little old fashioned about the other two venues. We do have the men join us in a few acts at Ellie’s and the Factory, they are great guys and sometimes they make great props!
BR: True about the prop thing-y. I do recall seeing Wiz Nirvana being half eaten by a giant bunny rabbit at Beautiful Freaks. Yikes!
SD: I’m not sure if they are shy, but I think they would just rather be on the “watching” side of the show lol.
BR: Well I am going to HIGHLY suggest that people check out Wiz acts. They are a scorcher!

Q: So you guys have been around for a while now, I am sure you have a funny story or two to share.

EC: On opening night at the Factory, I was the first act of the night. It was an Egyptian routine that I was really proud of…that I don’t even do anymore cause other dancers Egyptian acts have kicked my acts ass since! Anyway I was really nervous, it was very complicated cause I had to use two different huds and I had never done that before. So the curtain opens, the music starts, everything is going well, then a tab drops down; which I assumed was a tip alert, but no it was a teleport to some guys gig…I disappear from the stage, have no idea what the hell just happened. Then this strange Sim rezzes around me full of people all dressed in leather and I am dressed like the Queen of the Nile. Basically I ruined the opening of our big fancy new venue. I was very embarrassed. In fact I still am. I’m not sure why I am telling you this! Lol!
BR: Cause, it’s me.
SD: The most common one I think is on nights where you may have a…”wardrobe malfunction” are the nights when you get alot of extra …’attention’ from some audience members..lol.

Fans, Jett Roxan & Kat Terrawyng Dance at the weekly Beautiful Freaks After Party

Q: Ever thought of having workshops and or doing a traveling show?

SD: We have tried to start a school and have had much interest, but unfortunately we just dont have enough time at the moment to do it right. We do however do travelling shows and hire ourselves out for all kinds of public and private events.
EC: We did this year’s Fetish Ball and opened the SL Adult Award Show.
BR: Ooooo…I bet that was a hoot! If you ever have classes, count me in.

Q: Any further plans for the sim?

EC: We want to have more shops on the Sim…..some burlesque related and others just fun products.
SD: We are always progressing, more events planned, a few big ones in fact… but mostly we take it one day at a time.

Dancer, Boo Eberhardt

Q: Any suggestions for folks who want to break into the biz?

EC: This is a lot of work and a huge commitment. It takes all your time and there are problems you will have you can’t even begin to imagine until they happen.
Start small.
SD: Come to many shows, learn to build, find what inspires you and think outside the box.
BR: All great advice. Thank you so much for your time ladies.

The Virtual Burlesque company includes the following performers and MC’s: Kai Barineaux, Else Bernard, Charisma Calael, Ellie Criss, Anena Deamscape, Slappy Doobie, Boo Eberhardt, Lymirah Gardner, Ms. Naughtee Magic, Wiz Nirvana, Wyndy Paine, Lalita Parx, Madison Pinelli, Sabina Pinion, Curti5 Rexen, E.A Rowe, Graves Stoanes, and Oliva Wonder.


Brigit Ranger

(*NOTE: This story was originally printed on thebestofsl.com for the Associated SL Press.)


A Quickie Moment of Bliss #8

Published April 8, 2012 by brigitranger

Me and Ian Up A Tree

Can I say that there is nothing more relaxing than resting on a comfy tree and chatting it up with a friend. I went to Whales today and throughly enjoyed myself. The weather may have been gray, but the company was good and so were the resting spots.

Brigit Ranger


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